📌 Bert and Edna’s Bucket Lists – A Hilarious Conversation Between an Elderly Couple
Posted 8 August 2025 by: Admin
Edna grins. “Well, I did it. After you spilled grape soda on my brand-new curtains in 1989, I jammed a spatula in the bottom.”
Bert lets out a gasp. “You are a monster!”
Edna chuckles. “And recall how, regardless of the button you pressed, the remote kept switching to the Hallmark channel?”
Bert blinked. “You mentioned that it was haunted!”
Edna smiles. “No. To short-circuit the battery, I adhered a penny inside the compartment. For five years in a row, you never missed a Christmas romance film.”
Bert’s jaw falls open. “What made you do that?”
Calmly, Edna sips her tea. “Because slow-motion snowball fights and mistletoe are the best ways to get back at someone, sweetie.”
Bert pauses for a while before leaning back in the swing and saying, “Edna, you know what? I also have a confession.”
“Oh?” she asks.
“Do you recall my Saturday ‘fishing trips’ that lasted for ten years?”
Edna gives him a look. “You don’t go fishing.”
“I am aware,” says Bert with pride. “I was at the alley for bowling. I took home four awards. They are concealed in the basement behind the water heater.”
Edna looks at him incredulously. “You mean I unintentionally threw a fake trophy out the window of the car?”
They both started laughing.
Edna purchased a new recliner, Bert went skydiving, and they now go bowling together every Saturday, primarily to watch out for one another.
Heaven’s Buffet – A Husband’s Hilarious Complaint About His Wife’s Diet
After nearly 60 years of marriage, an 85-year-old couple tragically died in a car accident and reached the Pearly Gates. They had been in excellent shape for the past ten years because of the wife’s obsession with exercise and nutritious diets.
After giving them a cordial welcome, St. Peter showed them their heavenly home, which included a gourmet kitchen, a Jacuzzi, a large bedroom, and even a pool table.
“Whoa! What is the price of this?” the husband inquired.
“Nothing,” said St. Peter. “Everything is free—this is heaven!”
Then he took them to a championship golf course a short drive from..
